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Don’t yell at me. I’m weak and fragile.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 27, 2015 by ghrim

Doing it the hard way…

The Bloggess

I’ve been sick as a dog for days and this post might not make sense because I’m still dehydrated and loopy.  If it makes you mad you should blame the bad chicken salad I ate.  I know I do.

The difference between men and women:

me: I feel almost human for the first time in 48 hours.

Victor:  Thank goodness.

Me:  And I literally lost two pounds...just by throwing up.

Victor: You sound unsettlingly excited about having had food poisoning.

me: Well, I think maybe that’s the difference between men and women.  Women are more optimistic.  About food poisoning.

Victor:  I think you have a problem.

me:  I did have a problem.  It was severe vomiting.  And it made me lose two pounds.  That’s optimism, Victor.

Victor:  That’s an eating disorder.

me:  It might be both.

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Frozen Colorado

Posted in Uncategorized on October 11, 2009 by ghrim

Weather

Okay, so I know I am in Colorado and everything and it’s supposed to be cold… a lot. But then again we are moving to Wisconsin eventually so I guess I should get used to it. But outside here right now there are icecycles and snow on everything and it’s just the beginning of October! The good thing is, I think it keeps people away from my office (no sooner does he say this…) because no one wants to be out in this crapola. I don’t know what’s happening, but Abbie totally wants to be out in it. To her it is amazing and awesome. To me it sounds like a quick way for her to get unbelievably sick. That’s another thing… when the hell is she going to stop crawling into bed with us? Yes, we co-sleep while they are little, but that doesn’t mean she’s going to push her cold little butt up against me forever does it? It shouldn’t. I know some people say it’s dangerous to co-sleep- sure if you’re a three hundred pound alcoholic. But for us I don’t think it’s so bad. Besides, they are so cute all bundled up and snuggly!

Back deck

Back deck

Posted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2009 by ghrim
Tigers

Tigers

Tigers… they live in your mind…

Just trying this out…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 10, 2009 by ghrim
Me in Afghan

Me in Afghan

This has nothing to do with anything. I just wanted to see what happens when you post pictures. Besides, my page is still pretty naked. People who know me from FB will know this picture well, but it works… so suck it.

I have no idea what I’m doing…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 10, 2009 by ghrim

I really don’t. I am an aspiring writer, but writing and … this… whatever this is going to turn into are completely different things. The idea behind it was to get myself writing. Just write something and someone, somewhere will read it. Probably. But then again a lot of things have been put out onto the internet that no one has ever seen or ever will see because it is pretty much garbage. It’s fluff and no one will ever read it. Besides, it’s a lot more fun to just play Guitar Hero or eat junk food. I digress.

See? It’s going to be weird for me to do this. I am neurotic and flaky anyway. At least this way I have another outlet. Facebook, Twitter… now this mess. Not to mention the book my buddy Betsy wants me to finish that I haven’t really even done more than scratch the surface of. I keep getting into projects then my ADD kicks in and I’m onto something else.

I wonder if there are censorship restrictions on what I can say. Obviously since I’m in the Army, there is only so much I can criticize. Also no threats.. bla bla bla… but like, can I gripe about stupid leaders? Can I point out obvious and glaring mistakes in not only who is in charge, but how they got there? I hope so. Because I’m going to.

This is my bully pulpit. This will be the bench upon which I will sit and pass judgement on the world. I have a lot of bitching to do, and I’m pretty good at it.

-Edited- Did I really just say “bully pulpit”? Who the fuck do I think I am? BULLY! Cheers, chaps! Judgement should be reserved anyway. I suck. I hate authority, who how can I judge without just feeding into a system I hate? I am good at bitching, but I bitch about bitching. Lol… yeah, I’m not neurotic at all. I am going to end up one like Nietzche, writing crazy shit no one will understand until my autopsy shows I had a tumor the size of a grapefruit in my brain.

Fuck it, no one is reading this shit anyway.

Hello world!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 10, 2009 by ghrim

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